I’ll be Better this Time

Well.

Change is bad.

But here I am…embroiled in change.

But things still look the same.

So what has changed?

I guess nothing really changes other than I am sitting in here alone again.

We’ll do it differently this time.

I will listen to some of the hate mail I have received in the past and make some changes.

1. Fewer retard jokes.

2. Leave Ed Asner alone.  I can speak about other hairy guys…but not Ed.

3. French Canadians are our friends from the north…even if they are retarded and their body hair is evolutionary.

4. Paint huffing is nothing to joke about.

5. Neither is chlamydia.

(Yes that is a link.)

So…there are a few changes.

But something will always stay the same.