Posted by: Ignorethebucklesonmyjacket | February 14, 2011

Off My Medication 2-14-11


1.  As regime changes spread through the Mideast and Africa, let’s put the cause of these overthrows in the place it all started…Simon Cowell leaving American Idol.

2.  On the day after the Grammy’s, red carpet photos revealed that Bieber’s fly was undone. Not too worry…nothing “extra” was visible. The good news for Gaga was that “nothing” was visible on “her” either.

3.  Tiger Woods was fined by the PGA Tour for his actions last weekend in Dubai at a golf tournament. His malfeasance? Spitting, which is ironic because he used to fine his girlfriends for the same thing.

4.  Bob Dylan reminds me of Lisa Lampanelli…except he’s more feminine.

5.  After the butchering of the National Anthem and an Aretha Franklin tribute, Christina Aguilera only made it worse by almost falling from her heals on the stage of the Grammy Awards.   The only thing that could make her fall OUT of favor more with mainstream society would be seducing Justin Beiber.

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Responses

  1. Jeez, why’d ya hafta mention Lisa Lampanelli?! Now I gotta go take a cold shower. Oh well the night is shot anyway.

  2. Just thinking about justin beiber that way makes me feel all creepy. Like I’m some sweaty dude sitting in a van with no A/C parked across the street from a school, with a Hershey bar melting in my lap.

    Or something.

  3. #3…:)


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