1. Ed Asner, seeing the success Charlie Sheen is having with “winning,” is joining the crowd. Betty White and Cloris Leachman are moving into the Shady Oaks Retirement Community with him and will be officially called his “Goddesses” despite technically not having any female parts between them.
2. Miami Heat coach Eric Spoelstra says many of his players were crying after their loss today to the Chicago Bulls. It is good to see the team finally gelling…all of their menstrual cycles are in sync.
3. If I could ask one question to either of Charlie Sheen’s Goddesses, it would be…
“Did your Dad watch TV instead of playing board games with you when you were six?” The answer might change my current parenting strategy.
5. Evidently I misunderstood Charlie Sheen…being filled with tiger blood is completely different from being filled with tiger semen. And much less painful!!!