Posted by: Ignorethebucklesonmyjacket | March 8, 2011

Cashing in on “Winning”


Charlie Sheen has invaded every almost every household with his whoring media blitz.  

To the average citizen, Charlie Sheen is scary, but to other celebrities, this is gold!

“Winning” is Charlie’s phrase and it is everywhere. 

Cashing in on this trend are the following celebrities…and their nee “ing” words hoping to make them famous.

Charlie Sheen………………….Winning

Jon Cryer……………………….Landscaping

Martin Sheen…………………..Disowning

Emelio Estevez………………..Uninteresting

Kim Kardashian………………Blowing

Andy Dick……………………..Blowing

Randy Quaid…………………..Evicting

Mel Gibson…………………….Bitch-Slapping (hyphenated words count)

Kirstie Alley…………………..Gorging

Gary Busey…………………….Embalming

Justin Bieber…………………..Deflowering

Lindsay Lohan………………..Burglarizing

Barack Obama…………………Backpedaling

David Carradine………………Asphyxiating

Michelle Dugger………………Dialating

Jim Tressel…………………….Cheating

Angelina Jolie…………………Adopting

Jimmy Johnson (Football)..Enlarging

Miami Heat…………………….Crying

Oprah……………………………Doughnut-ing

George Michael……………….Toileting

Mike Starr……………………..Decomposing

Pee Wee Herman……………..Ejaculating

Lorena Bobbit………………….Circumsizing

Hugh Heffner……………………Decontaminating

O.J. Simpson…………………….Shanking

Snooki……………………………..Skanking

Tiger Woods………………………Knitting

Evander Holyfield……………….Impregnating

Olson Twins………………………..Streetwalking

Blago…………………………………Grafting

I guess I could keep going, but that is enough.

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Responses

  1. Hahahahaha I love it. Duggar was fantastic!

  2. Someone please feed the Olsen twins!

  3. Charo…… bouncing.

    Okay, yes, that’s an old reference. But you see, half the people on your list are a bit too new and fresh for me to get. I actually had to google one of them.

    And by the way, for a pic of Andy Dick blowing, try to find a shot of him teaching blow jobs from that movie Old School.

  4. Good god, are those Olson twins the creepiest things you’ve ever seen? There might be a more accurate word for them… maybe two, since they’re twins.

    Binging and Purging

  5. Um… wow, are the Olsen Twins really that skinny these days? That’s freaking scary!

  6. Ha ha ha. I love the picture of Andy Dick–it gives the perfect “blowing” visual.


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