1. Obama says he’ll reconnect with his Irish heritage during this trip to Europe. Evidently he is 1/3 drunkard.
2. Ohh…I am sorry. My first joke implied that all Irish are drunkards. They are not. Some of them touch kids.
3. Obama has another Taliban leader killed. Maybe the fear of death is why the GOP candidates are dropping out of the Presidential Race.
4. After seeing photos of Arnold’s baby momma, I’m not surprised to hear the other two secret love child mothers are Bea Arthur & the Trash Heap from Fraggle Rock.
5. Can someone help? I heard Joakim Noah exchanged words with Ricky Martin last night. Any idea what they talked about?
6. Papers reporting ” Bulls Center Directs Anti-Gay Slur Toward Fan.” This is so wrong!!!
Joakim Noah is a power forward at best.
7. Joakim Noah says he didn’t mean to offend everyone by what he said. He was just talking to that gay dude.
8. I am not a good judge of Joakim Noah said something offensive. His hair offends me.
9. Court rules California must release up to 46,000 inmates early. Unrelated is my cancellation of my trip to California.
10. Word from Ireland is that The Beast got stuck. They shouldn’t use the same moniker for the President’s limo that they use for Hillary.