Posted by: Ignorethebucklesonmyjacket | November 30, 2011

Off My Medication 11-30-11


  1. Cool that they put these “texting strips” on the highway that rumble when I drive over them to remind me to look up.
  2. Sentencing Conrad Murray can actually help California’s prison overcrowding problem. Just allow him to practice medicine in there.
  3. Newt Gingrich, even without the nomination, has a bright future giving career resurrection advice. Steve Guttenberg has already called.
  4. Everyone seems to be piling on Herman Cain…which is exactly like his Pizza Parties in the 90s.
  5. College basketball should have rule that Asst. Coaches can’t dress better than the head coach…and shouldn’t touch penises.
  6. Added free feature in every new Chevy Volt…front and rear fire extinguishers.
  7. I used to listen to Bloomberg News to pretend I was wealthy, now I do it to pretend I’m suicidal.
  8. Last night, Miley Cyrus unveiled her latest plan with a YouTube video. She plans on going on the road, opening for Jeff Foxworthy, with her “You know you’re a stoner…” act.
  9. Does anyone else giggle inside when they hear Marv Albert doing Voice Over work for the Victoria Secret TV special? I wonder if he was compensated with merchandise.
  10. The elation of discovering you fit into clothing you wore 15 yrs ago is shortlived by the realization that you think they are still fashionable
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Responses

  1. And Miley Cyrus has the annoying hill-billy accent to accompany Jeff Foxworthy’s style of show. She’ll fit right in.

    I hear Zubaz are making a comeback. For real.

  2. Good stuff.

  3. #2 is my favorite!


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