It has been a long time…but I am still hanging around.
1. Glad to see the Statute of Limitation has expired on all of my Dick Clark jokes last year..
2. The Spandex and Hairplug industries are celebrating the announcement of Van Halen’s reunion tour.
3. Judging by the number of celebrity marriage announcements this week, I am betting there was a lot of unprotected sex going on about five months ago.
4. Ron Paul’s statements in the past reveal that he is uncomfortable around gays and with kids walking on the grass in his front yard.
5. Bodies found in Detroit are mysteriously linked to both online dating ads and Ndamukong Suh’s cleats.
6. Losing two in a row to start the season, including one to the hapless Sacramento Kings, make the L.A. Lakers look a lot like Scut Farkas after being pummeled by Ralphie.
Ignore the Buckles on My Jacket 
All people who willingly call themselves Dick deserve to be ridiculed mercilessly. That is all.
By: wigsf on December 28, 2011
at 3:45 am
“Dicks” used to be cool. 😦
By: Ignorethebucklesonmyjacket on December 28, 2011
at 3:47 am
I like #3 & #5…….
By: charlywalker on December 28, 2011
at 5:31 am
I corrected the double “paste” of #5 in the #5 position…this now changes your “like.”
By: Ignorethebucklesonmyjacket on December 28, 2011
at 6:03 am
Welcome back! We’ve missed you. Hope you have a great 2012! Keep those stories coming.
By: thepoolman on January 3, 2012
at 5:37 am