Posted by: Ignorethebucklesonmyjacket | March 2, 2012

Off My Medication 3-2-12


Alright.   I’m still here.  

1. Microsoft has unveiled Windows 8 and, with it, the promise that it will crash harder and faster than any previous version of Windows.

2. CNN reported today that Apple worth more than Poland. Big deal! I’m worth ten times more than Greece!

3.  President Obama’s declaration that he doesn’t bluff has increased his invitations to the Congressional Poker Nights.

4.   Newt Gingrich insists that negative campaigning is the reason for the low primary turnout…not because the collective personalities of the candidates resemble a stack of lumber.
 
5.  The only thing worse than seeing “throw up” first thing in the morning…is FEELING throw up first thing in the morning.
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