1. I can understand the suspected shooter thinking he can outlast the French Authorities in a long stand off.
2. Gallagher sent home from hospital for mistaking colostomy bags for watermelons.
3. Football is like is a washed up actress. Even when the spotlight isn’t supposed to be on her…she still finds a way to get into the news.
4. It is unacceptable to strap a dog to the top of a car…unless his name is Newt.
5. Muammar Gaddafi is to Bea Arthur as Hugo Chavez is to _________. (I’ll let you guess the punchline…and why.)