This is the regular, not that anything has been regular, type of post here.
1. Never would’ve been the one to take bet that Snoop Dogg’s name change would have nothing to do with ‘Witness Protection.’
2. Michael Phelps wins his 19th Medal…that leaves him one short of Lindsay Lohan’s coin count.
3. ABC cancels Fred Williard’s show leaving him more time WITH his hands.
5. Olympic officials are allowing a Saudi woman to compete with her headscarf during the Judo competition. The panel approved the measure as long as swimmer Michael Phelps was forced to wear one whenever his head was out of the water.