Political news is dominating the states right now…and as hard as it is to play it straight down the middle…I am doing that. I am an equal opportunity joke writer, so I will take my shots at everyone.
1. This Hurricane is the craziest Isaac to cruise the Gulf since the Love Boat raised its anchor.
2. After spending $10 Billion preparing New Orleans for Hurricanes, like Issac , it looks like Chris Christie won’t be stopping there for lunch after all.
3. In order to help the Isaac hurricane victims, Chris Christie has volunteered to come and empty their refrigerators.
4. Chris Christie’s suit jacket being donated to Tampa Bay Rays to use as infield tarp.
5. Mitt Romney congratulates his wife on battling MS and making the trip down to Florida in a U-Haul car top carrier.
6. With the release of TE Chris Cooley, the number of Redskins’ players penises I’ve seen has been reduced to zero. (Link NSFW…if you work in a place against showing wieners.)
Number 6 is hilarious. Think I’m missing the joke but will have to investigate.
By: Trent Lewin on August 29, 2012
at 8:43 pm
There is a link for that one.
By: Ignorethebucklesonmyjacket on August 29, 2012
at 8:44 pm
Yeah will check it out. Maybe not at work though.
By: Trent Lewin on August 29, 2012
at 9:15 pm
It isn’t that big…someone would have to be close to see the “issue.”
By: Ignorethebucklesonmyjacket on August 29, 2012
at 9:17 pm
Love them all. I think # 5 is my favorite, though!
By: javaj240 on August 29, 2012
at 8:58 pm
I agree!
By: Doggy's Style on August 30, 2012
at 4:08 am
I work in an environment which is against showing of wieners. Except my own. Fathers lock up your daughters. Whoo!
By: wigsf on August 30, 2012
at 7:31 am
Hello! I thought I’d stop by to say thanks for visiting my blog. Love the list which is a great way for me to catch up on the news, I see. Nudity and all. 😉
Thanks for the laughs. Kate
By: 4amWriter on September 2, 2012
at 5:35 pm
Yikes! The idea that anyone would derive their news from here is terrifying. Welcome to my corner of the world!
By: Ignorethebucklesonmyjacket on September 3, 2012
at 9:39 am