It is going to take me some time to get warmed back up again. But after writing these, I am going to have to say that this sounds awfully bitter and angry. But Halloween Style.
1. Here’s the deal. You don’t dress up as a zombie tonight and it’ll decrease your chances of me bashing you in the face with a bat.
2. You can think this…but probably shouldn’t actually say it…”Your ‘Fat Oprah’ costume would be complete if you could only read those stupid books you’re toting.”
3. If Obama loses this election, I can see him co-starring in The Odd Couple remake with Chris Christie.
4. If I wanted to have people I am supposed to pretend to like, knock on my door, I’d invite my family over.
5. I haven’t seen that many fat people begging for stuff to eat since the last Facts of Life Reunion.
6. I haven’t seen this many crazy people screaming for chocolate since Walmart ran out of Midol
Ignore the Buckles on My Jacket 
Love the Christie/Obama joke!
By: javaj240 on October 31, 2012
at 9:11 pm
That one is too easy…but I would love to write this as a Saturday Night Live skit.
By: Ignorethebucklesonmyjacket on October 31, 2012
at 9:22 pm
OMG….that would be great!
By: javaj240 on October 31, 2012
at 9:24 pm
Not so bitter and angry. Overly-honest and sarcastic. It works for you!
By: territerri on October 31, 2012
at 10:05 pm
😉
By: Ignorethebucklesonmyjacket on November 1, 2012
at 11:15 am
So…you DON’T like Halloween?
By: Fern DeVilliers on November 1, 2012
at 1:42 am
It is a lot of trouble for about two hours of “action.”
By: Ignorethebucklesonmyjacket on November 1, 2012
at 11:16 am