HUSBAND: I would like to have intercourse with you everyday.
WIFE: I would like to have no intercourse.
HUSBAND: How ’bout three times a week?
WIFE: How ’bout none.
HUSBAND: Maybe once a week ?
HUSBAND: Twice a month.
HUSBAND: You’d have to agree on at least once a month.
WIFE: No I wouldn’t.
HUSBAND: A negotiation is supposed to be give and take and you’re not budging on your position.
WIFE: By definition, a negotiation is between two parties who each possess goods or services the other party wants. I hold all the cards and you have an empty hand.
HUSBAND: Maybe I’ll take my ‘goods’ somewhere else and negotiate with them.
WIFE: Good luck with that. You should just start negotiating with your hand.