Posted by: Ignorethebucklesonmyjacket | December 31, 2012

Off My Medication 12-31-12


No end of the year recaps.

No promises for next year…although my one resolution is to try to find a way for people to find ‘funny’ in everything.  Our collective ‘skin’ has growth surprisingly thin over the years.  Something can be both offensive AND funny at the same time.

If you don’t like the occasional use of the word ‘retard’ and frequent references to the fluctuating girth of Oprah and Kirstie Alley, this might not be the best place to hang out.

Back to your regularly scheduled programming….

1.  As a born and raised Michigander, I can tell you Detroit hates finishing behind no other city more than Chicago and I can guarantee you that Detroit is not happy being bested by Chicago by even two as this year ends…they vow to close the gap in 2013.   😉

2(a)  At least none of the doctors hired by the Kardashians to advise Kim on her pregnancy is going to have to wonder what her Vajayjay looked like before she got pregnant.

2(b)  Kim and Kayne have rejected the services of the doctor Paris Hilton uses when she discovers that she is pregnant.

2(c)  Taylor Swift should rush into the delivery room and give birth before Kim…stealing all of their thunder.

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3.   Philadelphia Eagles coach Andy Reid was let go today.   After hearing comments from Eagles players following his firing, Andy Reid said, “Who’s Nick Foles?”

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4.  A  sure sign that you are getting old is waking early despite going to bed late…that..and ‘surprise pee.’

5.  The only people being shown the Exit door today faster than NFL coaches were the accountants at Fiscal Cliff negotiations.

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Responses

  1. Oh how I wish that 2C would come true!

  2. Kim Kardashian’s vagina looks like an open pit mine. People won’t need an ultrasound to see the baby. She’s so big and loose down there that the fetus is in plain sight to anybody looking in her direction.

    • It could come out for a latte and some interviews during the day & crawl back in at night.


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