Posted by: Ignorethebucklesonmyjacket | January 13, 2014

Off My Medication 1-12-14


1.  In Branson, Missouri, a Southwest plane landed at an airport with a much shorter runway lending credence to the fact that size isn’t all that important.

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2.  Viagra for women could be on sale as soon as next year.  Doctors indicate that one of the side effects is that it could also curb ones appetite.  Like men needed another reason to slip this in their wife’s dinner.
3.  Republican leaders say Chris Christie’s Presidential hopes are not dashed by the recent George Washington Bridge scandal.  They are just afraid of getting their driveways mysteriously blocked by New Jersey contractors.
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4.  A pipe leak outside the Golden Globes caused quite a stir last night.  It filled the red carpet with urine and feces for the first time since Mickey Rourke was nominated.
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5.  Studies indicate that January is the most depressing month of the year due to the letdown of the passing holiday and family members going back home.  That depression even extends to pets.  Especially for North Korean leader Kim Jong-un’s pets, having no family members to eat until December.
6.  After the press Peyton Manning’s “Omaha! Omaha!” calls during this weekends televised playoff games recieved, reports are that Papa Johns will be paying Peyton $3 million to use “Better Pizza!”  Better Ingredients!” during next weekends Patriots game.   Eli is capitalizing on it too.   He’ll be getting $19.95 to yell ‘Beezid.com‘ during his tee box back swings.
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