Posted by: Ignorethebucklesonmyjacket | November 9, 2014

Off My Medication 11-9-14


1.  The worlds top badminton player, Lee Chong Wei, failed two doping test and is banned from competition, but he’ll still be eligible to join the ladder ball circuit.
2.  George Takei  announced that he is ‘coming out’ for Hillary in 2016.  He’s just running out of stuff to come out for now.
3. Andy Dick was arrested last night and charged grand theft.  He’s accused of stealing a necklace from someone on the street, but he is claiming that he just borrowed for a party because it matched his broach.
 4. After the ill fated test vehicle crash, concerned passengers are asking for Virgin Spacecraft trip refunds.  They plan to do something less dangerous…like wrap themselves in raw meat suits and wrestle sharks in a swimming pool.
 5. A North Carolina minister has used his $100 “Never Ending Pasta Pass” from Olive Garden to eat 95 meals in the past six weeks.   He’s also put the ‘Gluttony’ sermon on hold since he’ll be spending some ‘never-ending’ time in the bathroom.
 6.  Two Americans being held in North Korea were suddenly sent home after winning a bet with Kim Jong Un that, no matter how much it seemed like they got along, Dennis Rodman wouldn’t even give him a re-tweet after getting back to the states.
7.  After years of speculation, Bill Cosby’s art collection was finally displayed at the Smithsonian Art Museum.  But visitors were disappointed to discover that his collection is comprised of 250 chocolate Popsicle sticks and his pudding sculptures titled ‘Pasture Patties of the Midwest.’
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