Posted by: Ignorethebucklesonmyjacket | November 24, 2014

Off My Medication 11-24-14

China announced today that one of their top Olympian swimmers had a positive test three months ago and has finished serving her suspension.   Chinese officials later apologized for the late announcement and said that they will immediately return to not telling anyone about anything.
Ex-DC Mayor, Marion Berry, passed away this weekend at the age of 78.   Representatives indicate he was comfortable with leaving this earth since he already had the torch passing exchange earlier this year with ex-Toronto Mayor Rob Ford…make that the crack pipe exchange.
President Obama said, in an interview this weekend, that voters generally fall in love with the ‘New Car’ smell of a fresh politician and that it takes a while for them to recognize them as the scent of ‘Freshly Scraped from the Bottom of a Shoe.’
Today, Netflix released a suggestion list of thirteen movies to watch during the Thanksgiving.  The list was previously titled ’13 movies it’s better to fall asleep after watching the first 15 minutes.’
After a round of golf this weekend with former Derek Jeter in Las Vegas, President Obama told the former Yankees’ captain not to worry about taking care of the club restroom attendant since he just gave him a tip by granting his whole family citizenship.
E-Cigarettes from China are spreading Malware through their USB charger.  Manufacturers are downplaying the issue since they stuck a warning label on the side of each one.
“The Queen Latifah Show” will be ending after this season.   After sub par season one ratings, Queen Latifah vowed to be more like herself for season two, and the ratings actually got worse.   I could’ve told her this wouldn’t work since I tried the same strategy between the 9th and 10th grade.
The New York Times has re-established itself as the pillar of American journalism by correcting an article where they refer to quotes from Kanye West comparing his butt to Kim Kardashian’s.

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