Sorry for the bad jokes tonight. This is all you get. If you make it to the end, I’ll give you a refund.
1. I think being in charge of the International Monetary Fund would be a nice benefit to have if in Rikers…unlike having a nice ass.
2. Mitt Romney collected $10.25M in one day of phone calls. Should he fail to win the Presidency, he’ll make one hell of a telemarketer.
3. The Cleveland Cavaliers won this season’s Draft Lottery. In three months, someone is going to find out that Cleveland doesn’t “Rock.” And that “smell” is Lake Erie.
4. I almost watched Dancing with the Stars tonight, but realized that I still pee standing up.