Sorry for the bad jokes tonight. This is all you get. If you make it to the end, I’ll give you a refund.
1. I think being in charge of the International Monetary Fund would be a nice benefit to have if in Rikers…unlike having a nice ass.
2. Mitt Romney collected $10.25M in one day of phone calls. Should he fail to win the Presidency, he’ll make one hell of a telemarketer.
3. The Cleveland Cavaliers won this season’s Draft Lottery. In three months, someone is going to find out that Cleveland doesn’t “Rock.” And that “smell” is Lake Erie.
4. I almost watched Dancing with the Stars tonight, but realized that I still pee standing up.
Sorry…no refund.
Ignore the Buckles on My Jacket 
ha its alright, i liked it!
By: imonthebandwagon on May 17, 2011
at 11:04 pm
But surely that guy will end up in a nice little prison for rich people?
Gah, how do they keep thinking up these crappy “vote for your favourite…” shows?
I think you should think up a few for your next post. In fact I think I might think up some for MY next post!
By: Rock Chef on May 17, 2011
at 11:05 pm
Yeah, #4 is my favorite–I almost watched Dancing with the Stars tonight, but realized that I still pee standing up.
By: The Girl from the Ghetto on May 18, 2011
at 1:54 am
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p.s. I think you should buckle up, it’s going to be a bumpy ride..with “dancing with the stars (?)”….
By: charlywalker on May 20, 2011
at 1:48 pm
Not bad.
By: thepoolman on May 23, 2011
at 8:29 am
No refund necessary. You’ve still got it.
By: territerri on May 23, 2011
at 9:04 am