Posted by: Ignorethebucklesonmyjacket | July 10, 2011

Monday-Anal Fissure


Me: (Ignoring Co-worker)

Co-Worker: How was you weekend?

Me: (Still Ignoring Co-worker)

Co-worker: Hey, Steve! Do anything interesting this weekend?

Me: My Anal Fissure ruptured.

Co-Worker: Oh.

Me: It is still leaking.

Co-Worker: (Ignores me rest of day)
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  1. I randomly found this blog and I have to say I giggled. Good one.

  2. Naaasty!

  3. Sometimes I wish I had the guts to say such things. I have a cubicle neighbor who NEVER stops talking and makes it nearly impossible to focus. Maybe an anal fissure is the answer.


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