DENVER-After an interview on a local radio station, Jake Plummer secured his place in Hell today.
Despite sporting the “Jesus” look last decade…
…Plummer had received a pass from God. Until he proclaimed being “tired” of hearing about Tim Tebow’s love for his son.
In a prepared statement, God’s spokesman Peter said, “The Creator of the Universe was very displeased to hear of Mr. Plummer’s position. And despite helping him elude tacklers and lead many comebacks, Jake made it very personal today. It saddens me to extinguish his light and erase his name from the Book of Life today.”